Our dog Eva is growing up so fast. Today she performed her first tracheotomy on a wild lion with much success.
Through the miracle of alcohol, everyone is a star here tonight.
When I’m drunk I’m a karaoke scream-o genius.
- Sarah: David, why do you insist on using your Bennet voice?
- David: Because I like my Bennet voice.
- Sarah: Did you get your homework done.
- Me: No, but...
- Sarah: I didn't think so.
- Me: But I got 13 pages done and just have a paragraph to go!
- Sarah: Don't get defensive.
CONELRAD: Atomic Secrets | Atomic Tattoo
A massive blood-typing and tattooing project that was approved for Chicago on July 31, 1950, apparently never got off the ground. On August 1st of that year, the Chicago Tribune announced the program to its readers and featured a disquieting graphic of a woman with a raised left arm and an “x” where the blood-type was to be placed.
This is sick
Reblogged from kung fu grippe
