April 2012
3 posts
Fantastic! Brilliant! Geronimo!: True American... →
beingwhomerlocked:
Game prep:
Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.
Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with…
February 2012
0 posts
Conversations about health and foods
David: "What's that disease that you eat shit that's not food?"
Sarah: "Boredom."
January 2012
5 posts
Through the miracle of alcohol, everyone is a star here tonight.
When I’m drunk I’m a karaoke scream-o genius.
– Sarah
December 2011
4 posts
Sarah: David, why do you insist on using your Bennet voice?
David: Because I like my Bennet voice.
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Sarah: Did you get your homework done.
Me: No, but...
Sarah: I didn't think so.
Me: But I got 13 pages done and just have a paragraph to go!
Sarah: Don't get defensive.
November 2011
3 posts
Protect The Internet →
parislemon:
Spreading the word.
Retiring Jobs’ Number →
matthewb:
Rob Cottingham (via Cameron Moll):
The debate will rage for a long time over what piece of technology best encapsulates Steve Jobs’ influence on our world: The iPhone? iPod? iMac? iPad? OS X and Aqua? But I’m going to argue for something a lot more low-tech: the turtleneck.
That, to me, captures the excitement Jobs both conveyed and sparked in others over his vision. It wasn’t...
October 2011
10 posts
2 tags
Funny, when you tell the truth you don’t have to flush. Your ass has...
– American Dad
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be...
– Steve Jobs (RIP)
It may be a reflection on human naturethat such devices should be necessary to...
– The Federalist Papers
People trust those they believe will behave in accordance with espoused values...
– Leadership for the Common Good
I’ve tried so hard to repress my carefree idiot side that it just came out...
– Marshall Erickson
First off, income tax is illegal.
– Ron Swanson
You hear what I’m sayin’? I feel like crap.
September 2011
14 posts
I’m getting so old I can’t ever remember where I parked. This isn’t good.
3 tags
Roku has to be one of the greatest inventions ever. I’m a huge fan of ours.
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It looks like it says “Hurly Dalison.
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It is desirable, in short, that in things which do not primarily concern others,...
– John Stuart Mill, “On Liberty” (via art-of-drowning)
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
– Today’s <objectivist> fortune cookie