david jones

Fantastic! Brilliant! Geronimo!: True American Drinking Game

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:27:40 -0400

Fantastic! Brilliant! Geronimo!: True American Drinking Game:

Game prep:

Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.

Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with…

new-aesthetic: Twitter users discover the Titanic was real.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:22:47 -0400

new-aesthetic:

Twitter users discover the Titanic was real.

Sweet lightbulb (Taken with instagram)

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 09:26:05 -0400

Sweet lightbulb (Taken with instagram)

Conversations about health and foods

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:36:10 -0500

David: "What's that disease that you eat shit that's not food?"
Sarah: "Boredom."

Our dog Eva is growing up so fast. Today she performed her...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:45:43 -0500

Our dog Eva is growing up so fast. Today she performed her first tracheotomy on a wild lion with much success.

"Through the miracle of alcohol, everyone is a star here tonight."

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 01:45:03 -0500

“Through the miracle of alcohol, everyone is a star here tonight.”

"When I’m drunk I’m a karaoke scream-o genius."

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:20:55 -0500

“When I’m drunk I’m a karaoke scream-o genius.”

- Sarah

“that is a pot-head sweater.” - Sarah

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:11:01 -0500

“that is a pot-head sweater.” - Sarah

I have someone in mind that might just need to contact Mr....

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 13:37:00 -0500

I have someone in mind that might just need to contact Mr. Mahler.

merlin: FAIL The only thing holding me back from moving today.

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 22:16:04 -0500

merlin:

FAIL

The only thing holding me back from moving today.

Sarah: David, why do you insist on using your Bennet voice?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:31:06 -0500

Sarah: David, why do you insist on using your Bennet voice?

David: Because I like my Bennet voice.

Sarah: Did you get your homework done.

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:16:33 -0500

Sarah: Did you get your homework done.
Me: No, but...
Sarah: I didn't think so.
Me: But I got 13 pages done and just have a paragraph to go!
Sarah: Don't get defensive.

Protect The Internet

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:13:14 -0500

Protect The Internet:

parislemon:

Spreading the word.

merlin: CONELRAD: Atomic Secrets | Atomic Tattoo A massive...

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 09:32:08 -0500

merlin:

CONELRAD: Atomic Secrets | Atomic Tattoo

A massive blood-typing and tattooing project that was approved for Chicago on July 31, 1950, apparently never got off the ground. On August 1st of that year, the Chicago Tribune announced the program to its readers and featured a disquieting graphic of a woman with a raised left arm and an “x” where the blood-type was to be placed.

This is sick

Retiring Jobs’ Number

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 21:30:13 -0400

Retiring Jobs’ Number:

matthewb:

Rob Cottingham (via Cameron Moll):

The debate will rage for a long time over what piece of technology best encapsulates Steve Jobs’ influence on our world: The iPhone? iPod? iMac? iPad? OS X and Aqua? But I’m going to argue for something a lot more low-tech: the turtleneck.

That, to me, captures the excitement Jobs both conveyed and sparked in others over his vision. It wasn’t just another gadget or a feature or an online service; it was his ability to say, ‘This can help you change things.’

Photo

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:53:54 -0400

Photo

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 15:33:27 -0400

I really wish that the response was a CMYK value.

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:16:42 -0400

I really wish that the response was a CMYK value.

Pure. Simple. Joy. (loving Reminders app on iOS 5)

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 23:01:17 -0400

Pure. Simple. Joy.

(loving Reminders app on iOS 5)

"Funny, when you tell the truth you don’t have to flush. Your ass has betrayed you."

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:49:29 -0400

“Funny, when you tell the truth you don’t have to flush. Your ass has betrayed you.”

- American Dad